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In the end, cowards are those who follow the dark side.
A disturbance in the Force there is.
Retreat! Cover you I will.
Still much to learn you have.
So certain of defeat are you, hmmm?
Rush not into fight, long is the war. Only by surviving it will you prevail.
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In the end, cowards are those who follow the dark side.
A disturbance in the Force there is.
Retreat! Cover you I will.
Still much to learn you have.
So certain of defeat are you, hmmm?
Rush into fight, long is the war. Only by surviving it will you prevail.
Yoda has your back. You are now free to take your time using the restroom.