Don't be shy! Pick up the phone and call the good folks over at
NeatoShop a call at 877-632-8370 (or 1-661-298-1206 if you're outside
of the United States). They power the Boing Boing Store and will be happy to help you.
Unicorns exude magic with every fiber of their being- their manes are sparkly, their eyes are twinkly, their horn is super shiny and they even poop piles of rainbow colored candy!
We don’t suggest eating just any rainbow colored pile you find lying around the forest floor, but if you are lucky enough to spot a unicorn evacuate it’s bowels you will bear witness to magic in the making.
Be forewarned- Unicorns hate it when you watch them poop, and they will attack humans who catch them pooping without hesitation, but when your stool tastes like a sparkling pile of mouth magic you’ve got to expect humans with a sweet tooth to be interested!