Don't be shy! Pick up the phone and call the good folks over at
NeatoShop a call at 877-632-8370 (or 1-661-298-1206 if you're outside
of the United States). They power the Boing Boing Store and will be happy to help you.
Jack-O-Lanterns are supposed to be something harmless that looks scary, but if this really is a radioactive pumpkin then things will be quite backwards this Halloween. Watch out for these carved creatures, as they may start sprouting arms and legs and begin seeking revenge for the cruel slaughter of their pie-filling cousins.