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Santa is all about his lists, and since time immemorial he’s categorized the children of the world in two ways -naughty or nice. Now you can categorize your feet, Santa style, with these Naughty Nice knee-high Socks from Gumball Poodle.
They have big, bold text running down the side that says either naughty or nice, so there’s never a question as to which foot you’re putting forward. And when people see you wearing them, and discover you’re responsible enough to label your legs appropriately, they’ll make sure Santa shifts you to the good side of the list.
Tube socks with big text. One says "Naughty" and the other says "Nice"