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They say you should keep your friends close and your enemies even closer, but that doesn’t mean you should turn on your buddies when you’re out hunting for your next taxidermy trophy!
However, accidents do happen, and sometimes it’s the good guys who take a misplaced bullet to the head, but it’s a shame to waste a perfectly good addition to your growing collection of taxidermy beasts.
The hardest part isn’t looking your old buddy in the face after you’ve shot and stuffed him, it’s getting the fearful look in his eyes just right!
Reminds me of a certain public figure who “accidentally” shot a friend of his. Why would you waste a perfectly good buddy when the miracle of taxidermy can help keep him around forever?