A Must For Hipsters!

This ironic mustache completes your hipster ensemble of tousled hair, tight black jeans and the air of bored superiority.

Can't grow a mustache? Need one for that 10PM vinyl records release party of your favorite alternative band? This Hipster Mustache instant mustache is for you! After all, you can't be an uber-hipster without a mustache.

How to look like a hipster

1. Make sure your hair is tousled and unkempt
2. Wear sunglasses that are either really big, really ugly, or both
3. Carry a dirty messenger bag that's big enough to fit vinyl records (for your collection)
4. Always wear a scarf
5. Only buy clothes that are uncomfortably small and/or tight
6. Get rid of your earbuds and use giant, oversized headphones
7. Project an air of bored superiority
8. Hold a can of cheap beer in one hand and a cigarette in the other
9. Ride a bike everywhere
10. Grow a real mustache or wear this fake one (applies to both guys and girls)