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People often make the mistake of letting hippos speak their mind when they’re acting a bit disgruntled, unaware of the stream of obscenities that are about to pour out of their gaping maws, accosting the ears of all who are within earshot!
Hippos have a potty mouth, why do you think that old game involved cramming metal balls down their throats?
It was designed to shut them up, so their foul language wouldn’t offend the kids who played their hungry hippo game, but in real life it takes something like a large watermelon to stop the flow of expletives that hippos love to let fly!
Hippos have terrible things to say, at least according to this t-shirt by Amanda Flagg!