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Looks just like the Herpes virus, only a lot bigger!
Soft plush toy - educational and fun
Size: 6" x 2-1/2" x 2-1/2" (15 cm x 6.5 cm x 6.5 cm)
Design: Drew Oliver
Sale Price: $8.95
There’s no cure for herpes, so once you get a hold of this little guy, you’ll never be able to let him go. Unlike his biological counterparts, this guy stays around all month long, rather than cycling through active and remission periods. Plus, they won’t leave you with painful, itchy and unsightly blisters.
This also just might be the only way you can give someone herpes while expecting them to ever talk to you again.