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Most alien races have an advanced sense of humor, which has evolved to suit their race’s particular comedic needs, but nothing has aliens across the galaxy rolling in the aisles of their spaceships quite like that old classic-taping a Kick Me sign to the victim’s back.
But what if your race is forced to live in giant, rolling trash cans that have plungers for arms and no legs? You cater the joke to the victim, of course, so an Exterminate Me sign will work just as well when you’re playing a prank on excitable baddies in the light bulb covered boxes.