Borrow My Pen
Set of 8 pens
Each pen screenprinted with ... um, subversive yet hilariously funny fictitious businesses
A perfect ice breaker
Concept by Tabitha White of Card Jackers
Sorry, but this product has been discontinued.
Tired of people always taking your pen? Well, not
these subversively funny pens!
Unless they like pens by:
Springfield Sexual Addiction Center From PERV to PERFECT in as little as 10 days. Curbing your enthusiasm since 1998
Shecky The Clown Bar Mitzvahs, Weddings, Interventions. Don't forget Shecky's dog Arlene, a little extra but worth it.
Electrolysis Is Us The first name in unwanted hair removal. Specializing in those hard-to-reach areas
Dr. Lance Hughes, Proctology Turn your head and cough, 301 South Main (please use rear entrance)
Van Nuys Center for Cosmetic Surgery Specializing in difficult gender reassignments
Verdant Fields Nudiest Camp Get in touch with your OUTER self! Enjoy ping pong, volleyball and our famous bottomless buffet
Stuffed with Love Taxidermy No pet too small - give us a call! (ask about our goldfish and turtle discount)
Howie's House of Hair From barely there to awesome hair in just one hour
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