Borrow My Pen


  • Set of 8 pens
  • Each pen screenprinted with ... um, subversive yet hilariously funny fictitious businesses
  • A perfect ice breaker
  • Concept by Tabitha White of Card Jackers
Sorry, but this product has been discontinued.

Tired of people always taking your pen? Well, not these subversively funny pens!

Unless they like pens by:

  • Springfield Sexual Addiction Center
    From PERV to PERFECT in as little as 10 days. Curbing your enthusiasm since 1998
  • Shecky The Clown
    Bar Mitzvahs, Weddings, Interventions. Don't forget Shecky's dog Arlene, a little extra but worth it. 
  • Electrolysis Is Us
    The first name in unwanted hair removal. Specializing in those hard-to-reach areas
  • Dr. Lance Hughes, Proctology
    Turn your head and cough, 301 South Main (please use rear entrance)
  • Van Nuys Center for Cosmetic Surgery
    Specializing in difficult gender reassignments
  • Verdant Fields Nudiest Camp
    Get in touch with your OUTER self! Enjoy ping pong, volleyball and our famous bottomless buffet
  • Stuffed with Love Taxidermy
    No pet too small - give us a call! (ask about our goldfish and turtle discount)
  • Howie's House of Hair
    From barely there to awesome hair in just one hour
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